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To see the rules, visit Rhyming Insult Rules. To sign up for a fight, visit the Insult Arena.


Remember: YOU MUST BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH AT LEAST THREE WORDS RHYMING WITH THE LAST WORD IN YOUR PHRASE. For examples, take a look at the Archived Rhyming Fights.




Voting results from last round: [cobi] - 2; [Mortified Penguin] - 3. See Archived Fights for more details.




The Rhyming Insult Arena


Arena Minion [SAHS] stomps into the arena. "Cover your ears and avert your eyes, denizens! Hail the triumphant return of [Mortified Penguin] and [cobi] to this here stage!"

The Minion's mood dictates that [cobi] will begin.

[cobi] Amazing how they let retards as you compete in a battle of intellect.
[Mortified Penguin] This will be another grievous performance by you, I suspect.
So far, you've shown me you are quite a pitiable opponent.
[cobi] you're incapable of rhyming, your brain's missing that component.
oh well, what can you expect from one born and raised in puss?
[Mortified Penguin] Fuck you. Bitch.



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2004-08-29 [cobi]: why not? just get at it - when your dne we'll vote.

2004-08-29 [BadCat]: Yeah, well... I sent Nim a message a couple of days past, after noticing his mood 'Back with a vengeance'. But... he's not been seen for 2 days, now.

2004-08-29 [SAHS]: I don't imagine he'll be on for another week, at least. Just venturing a guess, though... But next time I notice he's on, I'll leap on him and pester him to finish this match!

2004-08-29 [Andrei]: hopefully I

2004-08-29 [Andrei]: hopefully I'll be online

2004-08-31 [Vode]: Blugh, couldn't find a good ending.

2004-09-01 [Vode]: Congrats Mornen!

2004-09-02 [LonelyTylenol]: That's a long first insult... Especially for the rhyming arena...

2004-09-02 [SAHS]: *Shrug* It's easy to rhyme with...

2004-09-02 [cobi]: but difficult to meet the meter

2004-09-02 [SAHS]: I'd give an example if you weren't the opponent...

2004-09-02 [SAHS]: Um... what three words rhymes with dementia, cobi?

2004-09-02 [cobi]: oops, won't happen again.

2004-09-03 [Andrei]: it's a tie... the tension mounts...

2004-09-03 [SAHS]: Oooh, a tie. *Huddles in anticipation* Good round, cobi. Didn't seem like it lasted very long...

2004-09-06 [cobi]: *bites off his finger nails in intense tension. bites off a finger since he has no nerve to tell him when to stop biting* good dule willo.

2004-09-06 [cobi]: awwww. well, it was close. good fight my wiccan friend

2004-09-06 [BadCat]: I'll set up the next match in a few hours. It's irritating having to hunt through archived fights if you miss out on the final votes.

2004-09-06 [cobi]: we'll send her a congradulation message.

2004-09-06 [BadCat]: What about the audience? I'm sure they're curious to find out who won... nyahnyah.

2004-09-06 [cobi]: ok, i can wait.

2004-09-06 [BadCat]: I love it when people finally see the light, and obey me as they should.

2004-09-06 [cobi]: that is temporary, i garantee.

2004-09-06 [BadCat]: Oh, bollocks. Why? It's not like I ask you to do really horrid things... pout

2004-09-06 [cobi]: not at the moment, but you will.

2004-09-06 [BadCat]: You've seen my To Do list, have you?

2004-09-06 [cobi]: no, i've seen your other work.

2004-09-06 [BadCat]: ... my what?

2004-09-06 [SAHS]: Ah, close match, cobi. I love those... Good fight. ^-^

2004-09-06 [cobi]: maybe i'll get you next time.

2004-09-06 [BadCat]: Crazycrayon hasn't been seen for two days, but... she's the only RIA opponent to be had... so let's just hope she shows up soon.

2004-09-06 [SAHS]: *Hopes* I'd do another round... But I don't particularly feel like it just now... ^-^

2004-09-07 [deleted, gone]: sorry all, ha im gaming 2 arenas @ once

2004-09-09 [BadCat]: Erh... what's 'lprocy'...?

2004-09-09 [deleted, gone]: i believe its miss-spelled, but lord nows im not the person to correct grammer lol

2004-09-09 [BadCat]: But what is it a misspelled version of??

2004-09-09 [deleted, gone]: um not completely sure......

2004-09-10 [SAHS]: Leprocy. Duh. Hehe.

2004-09-10 [cobi]: it was not misspelled, it was a typo (however that is spelled)

2004-09-10 [SAHS]: That would be typo.

2004-09-12 [BadCat]: Grin. 'Twas both, then. Leprosy, with an 's'.

2004-09-12 [cobi]: anything else? there seems to be plenty of time till my adversary returns

2004-09-12 [LonelyTylenol]: YAY!!! MY MARCHING BAND GOT FIRST PLACE, GRAND CHAMPION, OUTSTANDING WIND, PERCUSSION AND COLOR GUARD AT THE COMPETITION YESTERDAY!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!! sorry for disturbing the peace...

2004-09-12 [Hellspawn]: wtf?

2004-09-12 [BadCat]: Oh gawd, don't tell Gryph...

2004-09-13 [SAHS]: Leprocy is spelled with an s? Really? I've never seen it that way... Not that I see it spelled out that often... Anyway...

2004-09-13 [BadCat]: Spelt with an 's' according to at least two online dictionaries and a 50-year old hardback.

2004-09-13 [cobi]: according to Word it's spelled...*drums* with an 'L', just kidding - 's' it is.

2004-09-13 [cheesecake]: I swear by Word. The fastest critic of my appalling spelling I know. Word also doesn't laugh at me when I misspell. *Hugs Microsoft word* ahhh...it's so cuddly.

2004-09-13 [psychicandroid]: MS Word? Cuddly? O.o What in the world are you thinking? That program has given me more problems than any other word-processing software I've used!

2004-09-14 [BadCat]: MS Word is a diabolical fiend, determined to confuse everyone with its pointless, misguided grammar suggestions. It lies, I tell you. It lies!

2004-09-14 [BadCat]: Ach.... that's it. New fight.

2004-09-14 [SAHS]: Windows programs suck. I got the latest version of Word, and I can't tell left from right on there anymore. Now, I'm using an iMac. Very user-friendly. Take that, MS! >:D

2004-09-14 [BadCat]: Heeh! I've got an iBook (sooo sexy), and my socks are rockin' because of it. *pets Card, the most adorable iBook in the Southern Hemisphere*

2004-09-14 [LonelyTylenol]: NOOO!!! die macintosh, die!!!!!!!!!

2004-09-14 [Digital Fortress]: LOL

2004-09-14 [mew Aeris]: go kimi!!!

2004-09-14 [Digital Fortress]: ^^

2004-09-14 [Digital Fortress]: my rhyme was pretty lame... -_-;

2004-09-14 [psychicandroid]: No it wasn't!

2004-09-14 [Digital Fortress]: ^^ thanks. But that whole retard thing was stupid. I just couldn't think of anything else LOL

2004-09-15 [SAHS]: I want an iBook... ;_;

2004-09-15 [psychicandroid]: so do I :(

2004-09-15 [cheesecake]: I've learned to deal with Microsoft Words grammer suggestions. What annoys me is that paper clip!

2004-09-15 [BadCat]: .... Mac has no paperclip... Mac needs no paperclip....

2004-09-15 [SAHS]: I always thought he was cute. Except when I wanted him out of the way. But I still love my Mac, with or without the cute helper. *Hugs Mac*

2004-09-15 [Digital Fortress]: I love the little paperclip guy! ^^

2004-09-16 [cheesecake]: I change him into the dog. I like the dog better for some reason. I think I've had to many frustraited days with the paper clip.

2004-09-16 [SAHS]: I liked the cat, but I couldn't change them on my computer... Never felt like downloading them. But now, I don't even need a helper, so I guess it's no loss. ^-^ But I had to work with Word in Digital Graphics today, and the help system SUCKS! I couldn't get a straight answer about formatting anything. ;_; So frustrating...

2004-09-16 [LonelyTylenol]: I like the cat. It's the best. It's so cute!

2004-09-18 [Digital Fortress]: ^^

2004-09-18 [deleted, gone]: ok....u deleted my match after this amount of time.,.............

2004-09-18 [SAHS]: I'm sorry crazycrayon, but could you be a bit more specific on that...?

2004-09-18 [deleted, gone]: nothing, im just wondering where cobi is

2004-09-18 [Digital Fortress]: ... *still waiting for [cobi] to reply*...

2004-09-18 [deleted, gone]: yea

2004-09-18 [Digital Fortress]: Sheesh. How long has it been? Three days already?

2004-09-18 [deleted, gone]: something like that

2004-09-18 [Digital Fortress]: ... *is bored out of her mind* Yeah, I read your Questions that never end thinggy

2004-09-18 [deleted, gone]: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ALL OF THEM?????????

2004-09-18 [Digital Fortress]: Well... Not all of them. But most of them. It took me a while... ^^;

2004-09-18 [deleted, gone]: hahaha i bet!

2004-09-18 [Digital Fortress]: lol

2004-09-19 [Hokage Hagakure]: i could beat all

2004-09-19 [Digital Fortress]: beat all what???

2004-09-23 [Digital Fortress]: is it done, or was I supposed to put another line? I'm kinda confused today... ¬¬

2004-09-23 [cobi]: yes, it's done. now we need an official to declare it done and up fore voting. good fight.

2004-09-23 [deleted, gone]: great fight

2004-09-23 [SAHS]: that was a great fight... i dont know who to vote for ;_;

2004-09-23 [Digital Fortress]: ah, cobi won. ^^ oh well. Good fight.

2004-09-24 [cobi]: yes it was. *goes to a secluded corner to rejoice his victory*

2004-09-24 [SAHS]: That was a great fight. You both did really well. Congrats, cobi! ^-^

2004-09-25 [cobi]: thanks.

2004-09-26 [BadCat]: Snort. Advertising AND insulting... what talent.

2004-09-26 [SAHS]: Haha.

2004-09-26 [LonelyTylenol]: Was Garfield insulting? I hadn't noticed...

2004-09-26 [Gryph]: Lego' is right. I can't see any insulting there either.

2004-09-26 [BadCat]: 'Twas used as a verb, if that makes any difference.

2004-09-27 [Digital Fortress]: Still, I don't see any insulting from Garfield

2004-09-27 [Sagacious Turkey]: I realize that after that "kidney bean" comment, I have no chance of winning...

2004-09-27 [cobi]: but you have a fair chance of coming in second place.

2004-09-27 [Sagacious Turkey]: no way!!! that's awesome!!! I've never made second place before!!!

2004-09-27 [psychicandroid]: ..... -_-*

2004-09-27 [Sagacious Turkey]: rhyme orange!!! har har!

2004-09-27 [SAHS]: Hmm... Are there three things that rhyme with orange? o.O

2004-09-27 [Gryph]: Doesn't matter.. it's the 11th line -- not required. C'mon minions.. close this fight so we can vote.

2004-09-27 [cheesecake]: I need to vote now!!!!!!!!!hehehe

2004-09-27 [Sagacious Turkey]: I vote for Garfield

2004-09-27 [psychicandroid]: I could have found one if I tried hard enough. Good Match.

2004-09-27 [cobi]: sorry dude, but in my humble opinion - this match sucked.

2004-09-27 [psychicandroid]: I like to show good sportsman ship. sue me :P

2004-09-27 [cobi]: your right. i was out of place. good fight the two of you.

2004-09-27 [psychicandroid]: thank you

2004-09-28 [BadCat]: Heh. Good sportsmanship and outright lying can't be partnered! If you don't like it, I think you have every right to say so...

2004-09-28 [SAHS]: Yep! Agreed. But "nice try" isn't necessarily lying if the match wasn't liked. In my opinion. So, nice try, both of you. ^-^

2004-09-28 [psychicandroid]: thanks..... I think???

2004-09-28 [Sagacious Turkey]: wow, a landslide... I had a feeling no one would vote for me... HAVE YOU NO HEART?!

2004-09-28 [Hellspawn]: well if it makes you feel any better, i didn't think ronimull was that good. But then again you just plain sucked. Hmmm that probably doesn't help now does it :D

2004-09-28 [Sagacious Turkey]: well of course I sucked... at least one person could've voted fer me...

2004-09-28 [psychicandroid]: no, I'm not good at insulting... it makes me feel bad that this is the first match I won, though :(

2004-09-28 [Digital Fortress]: it wasn't the insulting that was good, it was the rhyming. ^^ good job

2004-09-29 [backfrommygrave5]: how do u play its telling me to make one and hes not responding

2004-09-29 [BadCat]: If cobi hasn't been online yet, there's not a whole lot you can do about it. In the meantime, read Rhyming Insult Rules to make sure you're clear on gameplay.

2004-09-29 [backfrommygrave5]: so when does he answer back

2004-09-29 [BadCat]: Whenever he gets online.

2004-09-29 [psychicandroid]: luqidity?

2004-09-30 [deleted, gone]: i dunno....weak maybe

2004-09-30 [Digital Fortress]: liquidity- n., pl. -ties 1. the condition or quality of being liquid. 2. The condition of having sufficient cash or liquid assets to pay debts or assume obligations.

2004-09-30 [Broken Dreams]: lol, GO CHRIS!! LOL

2004-09-30 [backfrommygrave5]: liquidity means sold for cheap so bacically i said his joke is cheap

2004-09-30 [deleted, gone]: hmm

2004-09-30 [psychicandroid]: okay

2004-10-01 [backfrommygrave5]: my insults suck butty

2004-10-02 [Digital Fortress]: nah, they're pretty good. I like the liquidity thing. ^^

2004-10-02 [backfrommygrave5]: yaa right what do i ryme wjith he only wroght one thing?

2004-10-02 [Digital Fortress]: it's over...

2004-10-03 [backfrommygrave5]: who wins

2004-10-03 [BadCat]: Don't know yet. We need five votes.

2004-10-03 [Broken Dreams]: chris ur insults sucked.........needless to say..... ^-^

2004-10-03 [backfrommygrave5]: i know they did he made to good of words to ryme with and my ryming thingy only had two are three of four words so i gonna throw it away and use the web site [cobi] gave me

2004-10-03 [cobi]: well, good fight mate.

2004-10-03 [BadCat]: So, uh... let me just remind you all that contestants cannot vote for their own match. Yes.

2004-10-04 [backfrommygrave5]: go tyan go tyan...GO TYAN woop woop

2004-10-04 [backfrommygrave5]: ohh sorry i voted for myself

2004-10-04 [Sagacious Turkey]: is it time to humiliate myself again already? well, okay!

2004-10-04 [cobi]: garfield, just try to remember this time that your sentences are supposed to be insulting. take another look at your first attempt.

2004-10-04 [Sagacious Turkey]: nope, i'm content with it...

2004-10-04 [cobi]: where is the insult? i see a plain question.

2004-10-04 [Gryph]: Maybe it's hidden in the rhyme...? *looks harder*

2004-10-04 [Sagacious Turkey]: okay okay! I changed it...

2004-10-04 [Gryph]: ..Yup, that you did.

2004-10-04 [cobi]: you need practice my feline friend but at least now you're insulting.

2004-10-04 [Gryph]: Insulting to look at or insulting his opponent?

2004-10-04 [cobi]: take it as you will. muhahaha

2004-10-04 [Gryph]: Oh well.. time for work. I'll be back in 11 hours or so. Be well ET.

2004-10-04 [cobi]: have fun. oh, and don't forget to check the time every so often.

2004-10-04 [Digital Fortress]: umm.. isn't broken dreams supposed to write 2 lines?

2004-10-04 [Broken Dreams]: i am??

2004-10-04 [Digital Fortress]: yea.

2004-10-04 [Digital Fortress]: 1 line that rhymes w/what garfield wrote, and another line starting a new rhyme.

2004-10-04 [Digital Fortress]: uh, the 2nd rhyme is supposed to be on a new line, not continuing the first one.

2004-10-05 [Broken Dreams]: it kinda is, i couldnt think of anything a the moment.....

2004-10-05 [Digital Fortress]: No, I mean you hit the enter button to start the new line... um... Am I confusing you?

2004-10-05 [Broken Dreams]: kinda, sorta........................yeah.

2004-10-05 [Broken Dreams]: better? or still lame.........

2004-10-05 [BadCat]: Broken Dreams: before signing yourself up, you really should have read the Rhyming Insult Rules. I suggest you go do that now...

2004-10-05 [Broken Dreams]: lol, my friend told me to sign up i had no clue what was going on

2004-10-05 [Broken Dreams]: ok.i read them, i think im good.................i think..................

2004-10-05 [LonelyTylenol]: Interesting meter... Oh, wait... It's not really in meter is it? That's an awfully long insult for this arena and also, being too much of an editor at heart, I have to point out that when it's possesive, it's spelled "y-o-u-r" not "y-o-u-r-e." Sorry, but I had to say it.

2004-10-05 [Sagacious Turkey]: it's never spelled youre...

2004-10-05 [LonelyTylenol]: exactly.

2004-10-05 [Broken Dreams]: geeezz......i wasnt exspecting a grammer lecture.......im sorry i have enough of that in my honors english class......i let go wene i get home, what do you want from me.... @.@

2004-10-05 [cobi]: ignor them, they're just being picky. but you should take a look at the refference to meter in the Rhyming Insult Rules.

2004-10-06 [Broken Dreams]: i did!!! **god i sware i feel so small.........**

2004-10-06 [cobi]: did you look at Poetry 101 for the meter?

2004-10-06 [Broken Dreams]: nope i didnt..............ill do that.........

2004-10-08 [Sagacious Turkey]: ahem! can I finish my match?

2004-10-08 [Digital Fortress]: ...?

2004-10-08 [Sagacious Turkey]: you heard me...

2004-10-08 [Digital Fortress]: *sigh* yet another person who didn't read the rules...

2004-10-08 [Sagacious Turkey]: who, lil' ol' me?

2004-10-08 [Digital Fortress]: no, the other person... jumpsteady. they wrote 2 lines instead of 1.

2004-10-08 [Young J.C.]: I'll fix it.

2004-10-08 [Digital Fortress]: k

2004-10-08 [Broken Dreams]: god everyone has to write cuss words they cant think of anything else because there vocabualry is at an all time low.......how about i just quit. I messed up anyways and these insults are just sad..........

2004-10-08 [Young J.C.]: Would you rather not me cuss?

2004-10-08 [Broken Dreams]: i mean its ok.......im not getting affended or anything but i feel like im hopeless and im just not getting the rules... @.@ "a slow child am i.." so sadly, i must take my leave and forfit. So, YOU WIN!!  ^-^  --ALL HAIL JUMPSTEADY!!--  thank you for being so nice thow. **mUahh!!**

2004-10-09 [BadCat]: Aheh. This is so amusing, in a terribly frustrating kind of way. I'll put Garfield back in.

2004-10-09 [Young J.C.]: I'll leave at it is.

2004-10-09 [BadCat]: Cool. I wonder if we'll get a chance to vote for this fight.

2004-10-09 [SAHS]: Haha, I'm amused and not at all frustrated. ^-^

2004-10-09 [Broken Dreams]: lol. im gonna stand at a watchers point of veiw from now on........i cant follow rules properly........sorry ^.^"

2004-10-09 [BadCat]: This is the second forfeit in as many days! And one of them was against me! The whole thing just offends my organisational nature! ... Aheh. Cough. I would be coping better if ANY fight was progressing. Mutter.

2004-10-09 [Young J.C.]: Can I be agaisnt someone that is on right now? Like a freestyle round right now?

2004-10-09 [Broken Dreams]: ok, ok dont worry.....im sure this fight will last and be good.

2004-10-09 [BadCat]: Chaotic Insults and Auto-Insults might be able to sate you.

2004-10-09 [Broken Dreams]: WOW!!! ..............i have no clue what sate means.......mind defining it please....... ^-^

2004-10-09 [BadCat]: ... Does ignorance really deserve a 'WOW', and with 3 exclamation points? sate verb; sated, sating 1. To satisfy (a longing or appetite) to the full or to excess.

2004-10-09 [Broken Dreams]: Your good......love the way you insult.....good job

2004-10-09 [cobi]: now i understand why Ari had this arena limited earlier.

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